2. I split the Party into two parts — Essential and Extended. Assuming you want to get this shit over with quickly, just go with the Essential choices. I picked these to be the most representative lines in the releases. But if you’re one of those people who want more comparisons to help you come to a decision, go with the Essential choices and the Extended ones.

3. If you didn’t like any of the lines, choose the “N/A” option. The results for “N/A” won’t be automatically tabulated, so you’ll have to do the math in your head. Have my gomens and nasais.

4. A “>” indicates that another character has begun speaking. If there are three characters in a line comparison, I will indicate the third with a “>>” and so on for more characters.

5. Group order is randomized for each screenshot, every time you refresh the page. However, the “N/A” option will always appear at the bottom of the screen.

6. Your results will be summed up when you click the “Get your results” button. Feel free to vote in the poll at the end/post in the comments to let others know how you did and to compare your results with them.

7. Party hard.

Expanded 1.

Seating rearrangements.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: We got new seats.
>Whoa, I’m in the front row.
I’m in the back.
Lucky!

HorribleSubs :: We got new seats.
>Whoa, I’m in the front row.
I’m in the back. I’m so lucky!

Watakushi :: The seats are changed.
>Now I’m on the front row?
Oh, I’m in the back!
Lucky!

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

I think MC-kun protected forgettable-chan in this scene. I’m trying hard not to remember because every second I think about this shitty show makes me hate it even more.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: Are you okay?
>I-I-I’m fine!
>Thank you.
Uh, sure…
Or actually, why are you so stiff and—

HorribleSubs :: You okay?
>I-I…
>I’m fine!
Thank you.
Uh, sure…
Or actually, why are you so stiff and formal…

Watakushi :: Are you all right?
>I-I-I’m all right.
>Thanks.
N-No problem.
Anyway, why are you so distant—

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Guy with basketball talks to the girl about MC-kun… trying to be a good wingman I guess. Props.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: He’s good at basketball, don’t you think?
In middle school, we were on the same basketball team.
But I ended up getting injured.
I picked this school,
because it’s close to the hospital where I get physical therapy.
And then Aoba got it in his head to come here, too.

HorribleSubs :: He’s good at basketball, don’t you think?
In middle school, we were both on the basketball team.
But I ended up getting injured.
I’m the one who picked this high school.
Because it’s close to the hospital where I get physical therapy.
And then Aoba got it in his head to come here, too.

Watakushi :: He’s pretty good at basketball, isn’t he?
We were in the Basketball Club in middle school,
but I got injured.
I chose this school,
because the rehab hospital was near.
And then Aoba said “me too,”

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Same as above…ish.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: Hey, Yumihara.
What’s it about Aoba that you like?
>It’s not like I…

HorribleSubs :: Hey, Yumihara.
What is it about Aoba that you like?
>It’s not like I…

Watakushi :: Hey, Yumihara!
What do you see in Aoba?
>It’s not that I like him.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Really? They just text people those things? You’d think sirens would work better.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: I got a disaster advisory.
Feel the shake?
>Nope. Maybe it’s a false alarm?

HorribleSubs :: I got a disaster advisory.
Feel the shake?
>Nope. Maybe it’s a false alarm?

Watakushi :: It shows a warning.
Did you feel it shake?
>Nah, it must be a false warning.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Yeah, that’ll show him!

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: What a stupid look you’ve got on your face, Watase Aoba!
It’s a look that says you never even dreamed that I’d ever show up here!
However, this is no dream!

HorribleSubs :: What a stupid look you’ve got on your face, Aoba Watase!
It’s a look that says you never even dreamed that I’d ever show up here!
But this is no dream!

Watakushi :: How naïve of you, Watase Aoba!
You never even thought in your wildest dreams that I’d come here, huh?
But it’s not a dream!

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Talk.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: Rounds of ammo left: 2
The enemy’s energy reading has been terminated.

HorribleSubs :: Remaining rounds of ammo, two.
Enemy energy reading, terminated.

Watakushi :: Ammo left: 2.
The opponent’s energy supplier has been extinguished.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Yeah, cuz it’s safer on the ground.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: Whoa, hey,things are about to get crazy here!
>Aoba, get off.

HorribleSubs :: Whoa, hey, things are about to get crazy here!
>Aoba, get off.

Watakushi :: Hey, hey, it’s becoming a {\i1}real{\i0} fuss there.
>Aoba, jump off from here.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

That one girl is talking to MC-kun here.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: My job here is done.
I was able to defeat the enemy who wanted you dead.
You should return to your ordinary life again.
You can forget about this story of people from the future.

HorribleSubs :: My job here is done.
I was able to defeat the enemy who wanted you dead.
You go back to your life here again.
You can forget about this story of people from the future.

Watakushi :: My work is done.
The enemy who was aiming for your life has been defeated.
You are to return to your life as it was up to today.
Just forget about the fact that some people came here from the future.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Just die already.

Audio:

Anime-Koi :: Aoba, you have to trust me.
>All right, Hina.
You trust people too fast!

HorribleSubs :: Aoba, trust me.
>All right, Hina.
You’re so trusting!

Watakushi :: Aoba, have faith in me.
>Got it, Hina.
You’re quick to put your faith in people…

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 1.

And that was the last we saw of his family.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 01

Anime-Koi :: Honestly! You’re gonna be late right at the start of a new school term.

HorribleSubs :: Honestly! Aren’t you going to be late? And the new term just started!

Watakushi :: Geez… Aren’t you being late right from the start of the new school term?

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 2.

Gotta love exposition via characters who are so mentally fucked they have to recite the profiles of everyone they meet. “This is the baker: he bakes the bread I eat. I love the baker.”

Come on Japan, you can do better than this.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 02

Anime-Koi :: Yumihara Hina.
She’s a returnee from abroad,
who came back to Japan in April and enrolled at this high school.
That’s all I know,
but she keeps acting kind of cold towards me, or maybe stiff and formal.
Did I do something to her?

HorribleSubs :: Hina Yumihara.
She’s a returnee from abroad,
who came back to Japan in April and enrolled at this high school.
That’s about all I know,
but she keeps acting kind of cold towards me, or maybe stiff and formal.
Did I do something to her?

Watakushi :: Yumihara Hina.
She returned to Japan in April, so she’s a returnee, who entered this school.
I don’t know the details, but I’d say she’s a bit cold towards me, or distant, rather.
Did I do anything bad to her?

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 3.

Come on, guys. Better hustle or you’re just gonna be stuck on the minor character bench.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 03

Anime-Koi :: So, Aoba wins again?
>He’s a merciless jerk.

HorribleSubs :: So, Aoba wins again?
>He’s a merciless bastard.

Watakushi :: Aoba wins again?!
>He shows no mercy.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 4.

Just give me another Geass, fuck. I’m losing brain cells with every “herp derp I’m incapable of reading social situations so that makes me attractive to everyone” MC that Japan shits on us.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 04

Anime-Koi :: Aoba, did you do something to that returnee from aboard?
>Huh? You mean Yumihara?
Yup. It’s Hina-chan, isn’t it?
She’s cute, huh?
I’m jealous, Aoba.
>Huh? You’re not making any sense.
>I haven’t done anything.

HorribleSubs :: Aoba, did you do something to that returnee from abroad?
>Huh? You mean Yumihara?
Yup. It’s Hina, isn’t it?
She’s cute, huh?
I’m jealous, Aoba.
>Huh? You’re not making any sense.
>I haven’t done anything.

Watakushi :: Aoba, you up to something with that returnee chick?
>You mean Yumihara?
Yup. Hina-chan, if I recall.
She’s a cutie.
I’m jealous, Aoba.
>I’ve no clue what you’re saying.
>I did nothing.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 5.

The big bad of the episode is trying to hack the internet or something.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 05

Anime-Koi :: What’s up with this sieve-like security?

HorribleSubs :: What’s up with this sieve-like security?

Watakushi :: What’s with this wrecked security?

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 6.

I assume there’s a reason for his obsession, but I don’t care.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 06

Anime-Koi :: That’s right!
That’s definitely you,
Watase Aoba!
To think I’d run into you even in this place!
I’m coming for you.

HorribleSubs :: That’s right! That’s definitely you, Aoba Watase!
To think that I’d run into you even in this place!
I’m coming for you.

Watakushi :: Yeah, right!
It’s definitely you!
Watase Aoba!
I’d never thought I’d meet you here of all places…
Here I come.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 7.

Bad-kun keeps missing. Master soldier: confirmed.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 07

Anime-Koi :: Why can’t I hit him?!
The targeting information isn’t precise enough?
Do I need to manually aim it?

HorribleSubs :: I can’t hit him! Why not?!
The targeting information isn’t precise enough?!
So it requires line of sight!

Watakushi :: Why isn’t it hitting him?!
The recognition system is way too imprecise?
I need to target it manually?

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 8.

Bad-kun can still not hit a fucking kid with his goddamn death machine of death.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 08

Anime-Koi :: Scurrying around in such tight places…
You think you can escape from me?

HorribleSubs :: Scurrying around all these tight places…
You think you can escape me?!

Watakushi :: So you’re fleeing in the narrow places.
You think you can escape from me?

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 9.

I forgot her name, but this chick’s going all explanation mode on the MC.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 09

Anime-Koi :: I think you’ll find it hard to believe,
but I came to this world from the same future as the person who was piloting that robot.
>You mean…
We’re time travelers.

HorribleSubs :: I think you’ll find it hard to believe,
but I came to this world from the same future
as the person who was piloting that robot.
>What? You mean…
It means we’re future people.

Watakushi :: I bet you won’t believe me, but I came to this world from the same future as the guy in that robot.
>What do you mean?
We’re time travelers.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Essential 10.

Please, MC-kun! Save them all with your power of genki boyhood!

Audio:

Buddy Complex Essential 10

Anime-Koi :: The Luxon’s Feeling Match number is rising!
>What are you saying, Corporal Nasu?!
>>Wait , Mayuka, there’s no one aboard that one, right?
But the reading…
And the Matching with Dio is incredible!

HorribleSubs :: The Luxon’s Feeling Match number is rising!
>What are you saying, Corporal Nasu?!
>>Wait, Mayuka, there’s no one aboard that one, right?
But the reading…
And the Matching with Dio is incredible!

Watakushi :: Luxon’s Feeding Match System is rising!
>What are you saying, Corporal Nasu?
>>Hey, Mayuka, nobody’s inside {\i1}that{\i0}, right?
But it’s reacting!
Besides, it’s matching up with Dio amazingly!

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Decision Point:

Holy fucking shit, Dark_Sage. Give me more comparisons. I fucking live for this! (Put the knife down and click the spoiler. We got ten more comparisons for ya.)
Oh my god, put a bullet in my head. When is this shit gonna be over with already? (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)

Expanded 1.

Seating rearrangements.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 01

Anime-Koi :: We got new seats.
>Whoa, I’m in the front row.
I’m in the back.
Lucky!

HorribleSubs :: We got new seats.
>Whoa, I’m in the front row.
I’m in the back. I’m so lucky!

Watakushi :: The seats are changed.
>Now I’m on the front row?
Oh, I’m in the back!
Lucky!

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 2.

I think MC-kun protected forgettable-chan in this scene. I’m trying hard not to remember because every second I think about this shitty show makes me hate it even more.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 02

Anime-Koi :: Are you okay?
>I-I-I’m fine!
>Thank you.
Uh, sure…
Or actually, why are you so stiff and—

HorribleSubs :: You okay?
>I-I…
>I’m fine!
Thank you.
Uh, sure…
Or actually, why are you so stiff and formal…

Watakushi :: Are you all right?
>I-I-I’m all right.
>Thanks.
N-No problem.
Anyway, why are you so distant—

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 3.

Guy with basketball talks to the girl about MC-kun… trying to be a good wingman I guess. Props.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 03

Anime-Koi :: He’s good at basketball, don’t you think?
In middle school, we were on the same basketball team.
But I ended up getting injured.
I picked this school,
because it’s close to the hospital where I get physical therapy.
And then Aoba got it in his head to come here, too.

HorribleSubs :: He’s good at basketball, don’t you think?
In middle school, we were both on the basketball team.
But I ended up getting injured.
I’m the one who picked this high school.
Because it’s close to the hospital where I get physical therapy.
And then Aoba got it in his head to come here, too.

Watakushi :: He’s pretty good at basketball, isn’t he?
We were in the Basketball Club in middle school,
but I got injured.
I chose this school,
because the rehab hospital was near.
And then Aoba said “me too,”

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 4.

Same as above…ish.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 04

Anime-Koi :: Hey, Yumihara.
What’s it about Aoba that you like?
>It’s not like I…

HorribleSubs :: Hey, Yumihara.
What is it about Aoba that you like?
>It’s not like I…

Watakushi :: Hey, Yumihara!
What do you see in Aoba?
>It’s not that I like him.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 5.

Really? They just text people those things? You’d think sirens would work better.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 05

Anime-Koi :: I got a disaster advisory.
Feel the shake?
>Nope. Maybe it’s a false alarm?

HorribleSubs :: I got a disaster advisory.
Feel the shake?
>Nope. Maybe it’s a false alarm?

Watakushi :: It shows a warning.
Did you feel it shake?
>Nah, it must be a false warning.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 6.

Yeah, that’ll show him!

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 06

Anime-Koi :: What a stupid look you’ve got on your face, Watase Aoba!
It’s a look that says you never even dreamed that I’d ever show up here!
However, this is no dream!

HorribleSubs :: What a stupid look you’ve got on your face, Aoba Watase!
It’s a look that says you never even dreamed that I’d ever show up here!
But this is no dream!

Watakushi :: How naïve of you, Watase Aoba!
You never even thought in your wildest dreams that I’d come here, huh?
But it’s not a dream!

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 7.

Talk.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 07

Anime-Koi :: Rounds of ammo left: 2
The enemy’s energy reading has been terminated.

HorribleSubs :: Remaining rounds of ammo, two.
Enemy energy reading, terminated.

Watakushi :: Ammo left: 2.
The opponent’s energy supplier has been extinguished.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 8.

Yeah, cuz it’s safer on the ground.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 08

Anime-Koi :: Whoa, hey,things are about to get crazy here!
>Aoba, get off.

HorribleSubs :: Whoa, hey, things are about to get crazy here!
>Aoba, get off.

Watakushi :: Hey, hey, it’s becoming a {\i1}real{\i0} fuss there.
>Aoba, jump off from here.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 9.

That one girl is talking to MC-kun here.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 09

Anime-Koi :: My job here is done.
I was able to defeat the enemy who wanted you dead.
You should return to your ordinary life again.
You can forget about this story of people from the future.

HorribleSubs :: My job here is done.
I was able to defeat the enemy who wanted you dead.
You go back to your life here again.
You can forget about this story of people from the future.

Watakushi :: My work is done.
The enemy who was aiming for your life has been defeated.
You are to return to your life as it was up to today.
Just forget about the fact that some people came here from the future.

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.

Expanded 10.

Just die already.

Audio:

Buddy Complex Extended 10

Anime-Koi :: Aoba, you have to trust me.
>All right, Hina.
You trust people too fast!

HorribleSubs :: Aoba, trust me.
>All right, Hina.
You’re so trusting!

Watakushi :: Aoba, have faith in me.
>Got it, Hina.
You’re quick to put your faith in people…

to visit a future where Sunrise makes anime that don’t attract shit TLs :: N/A. They all suck.