I ain’t saying this anime makes me want to wear a chastity belt, because that would be a weird thing to say.
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ImoCho – Recently, My Sister is Unusual – Episode 01
Comparisons: 10 or 20
Participants:
Doutei
HorribleSubs
scribbles
shi0n
Codes:
{\i1} indicates the start of italics
{\i0} indicates the close of italics
Essential 1.
Tetsuya is an architect or something, and he’s leaving on a trip to India. Wife-chan is leaving for India too (a day later), which gives an excuse for the zany incesty fun times to start.
Audio:
Doutei :: Who else will draw up their blueprints, Tetsuya-kun?
>So they say. But why push this trip up six months?
>I was looking forward to spending time with you guys.
>Those Indians sure know when to butt in.
HorribleSubs :: They can’t draw up the blueprints without you, can they?
>Still,
>why bump the schedule up by half a year just for that?
>And right when we’ve just started living together.
>India should be more considerate!
scribbles :: They can’t draw up the blueprints without you, can they?
>Still,
>why bump the schedule up by half a year just for that?
>And right when we’ve just started living together.
>India should be more considerate!
shi0n :: Tetsuya-kun, if you’re not there, no one can finish the blueprints, right?
>So what now?
>I’ll just leave my schedule like this for half a year.
>Especially when we’ve just started to live together.
>I want to take a break from India.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 2.
Friend A is all about the imoutos.
Audio:
Doutei :: You have a little sister?
>A {\i1}stepsister,{\i0} okay?
HorribleSubs :: You have a little sister now, too?!
>Stepsister.
scribbles :: You have a little sister now, too?!
>Stepsister.
shi0n :: You’ll be having a little sister from now on?!
>A {\i1}step{\i0} to be exact.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 3.
For realz.
Audio:
Doutei :: God, you’re so lucky!
>Why? I thought you had a little sister yourself.
You putz. She’s my real, blood-related sister.
And now that she’s in eighth grade,
she acts all snotty and treats me like garbage—a total turnoff!
That’s why little sisters have to be stepsiblings!
HorribleSubs :: I’m so jealous!
>Why?
>Don’t you have a little sister too, Torii?
You dummy. Mine’s a real, blood-related sister.
And now that she’s in eighth grade,
she’s turned real cheeky, making fun of me,
and acting completely un-cute!
Little stepsisters are where it’s at!
scribbles :: I’m so jealous!
>Why?
>Don’t you have a little sister too, Tori?
You moron. Mine’s a real, blood-related sister.
And now that she’s in eighth grade, she’s turned real cheeky,
and acting totally un-cute!
Little stepsisters are where it’s at!
shi0n :: I’m jealous!
>What for?
>Torii, you have a little sister too, right?
Idiot!
The one from my house is different, she’s my real sister you know?
Moreover, she’s a brat who’s going to second year.
And she kept on calling me an idiot, that’s totally not cute at all!
As I thought, little sisters would be better if it’s a {\i1}step{\i0} one!
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 4.
I guess this shit’s standard conversation over in Nippon. Ah, culture~
Audio:
Doutei :: Does she bake you treats?
Do you share the same bed?
>God, no.
HorribleSubs :: Has she given you any homemade snacks?
Has she slept next to you?
>Nope.
scribbles :: Has she made you any snacks yet?
Has she cuddled next to you in bed yet?
>No, and no.
shi0n :: Have you received any thing that she has made?
Did you two sleep together?!
>Not at all.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 5.
Yes, more of this. It’s a good way to check the flow, since the “Hngh… I… // You what? // I need to… // You need to? // I need to go to the bathroom!” bullshit ain’t exactly giving you any insight into how the groups write lines.
Audio:
Doutei :: Oh crap! You take baths together?!
>She only moved in yesterday. We hardly even talked.
Any cell phone pics?
>Nope.
HorribleSubs :: Don’t tell me… you’ve shared a bath?!
>She only moved in yesterday.
>She hasn’t said a single word to me yet.
No pics either?
>None.
scribbles :: Don’t tell me! You’ve shared a bath?!
>She only moved in yesterday.
>She hasn’t even said a single word to me yet.
No pics, then?
>None.
shi0n :: Don’t tell me!
You go to bath together?!
>She just moved in yesterday.
>She also doesn’t speak to me.
Nothing to hold on to either.
>Nothing at all.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 6.
This chick is their aunt, who apparently will check in every now and then, allowing for zany antics and hilarious “Oh god, she caught us in an embarrassing situation” moments. (Note that the last line is really hard to hear. Might need to turn the volume up.)
Audio:
Doutei :: Was everything all right this morning?
>Yes.
>But how on earth could she fall from a walkway?
Maybe she lost her footing.
HorribleSubs :: Did the exams turn out okay?
>Yes.
>But I wonder why she fell from that pedestrian bridge…
She probably just lost her footing.
scribbles :: Did the exams turn out okay?
>Yeah.
>But I wonder why she fell off the bridge…
She probably just lost her footing.
shi0n :: Was the tests fine?
>Yes.
>But…
I’m still wondering why would she fell from those stairs at the pedestrian bridge.
Probably, she lost some footing.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 7.
Just what is this mysterious device?
Audio:
Doutei :: Huh? There’s something on my hips.
What is this?
Did they put this on me back at the hospital?
>That’s your T.S.T.
HorribleSubs :: Hm?
What?
What’s this around my waist?
What is this?!
Did they put it on at the hospital?
>It’s a chastity belt.
scribbles :: Hmm?
What?
What’s this around my waist?
What is this?!
Did they put it on at the hospital?
>It’s a chastity belt.
shi0n :: Hmm?
What?
What’s this on my hips?
What’s this?!
Could it be back at the hospital?
>It’s a T.S.T.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 8.
And people said the anime wouldn’t be good. Check that anti-schlick privilege at the door, please.
Audio:
Doutei :: Oh God, it feels so great having a real body.
HorribleSubs :: It’s so nice having a body you can {\i1}touch!{\i0}
scribbles :: It’s so nice having a body you can {\i1}touch!{\i0}
shi0n :: As I thought, it would be great.
To have a body to touch!
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 9.
Oh yeah, just in case you haven’t seen the show I should mention that she occasionally gets possessed by a ghost who’s all about ecchi. In this case, ghost-chan is talking first.
Audio:
Doutei :: This must all be pretty shocking. Sorry about that.
But I’m still borrowing your body.
>Borrowing?
You know, “possessing”?
HorribleSubs :: Oh, did I surprise you?
I’m very sorry, but I’m going to borrow your body for a bit.
>Borrow?
Y’know, what they call “possession.”
scribbles :: Oh, did I surprise you?
I’m very sorry, but I’m gonna borrow your body for a bit.
>Borrow?
“Possession” or something.
shi0n :: Did I frighten you?
Sorry, sorry.
Your body…
Let me borrow it.
>Borrow?
It’s like “Possession” in short.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Essential 10.
Aww yeah.
Audio:
Doutei :: Hey, don’t interrupt me!
>{\i1}I’m{\i0} interrupting {\i1}you?{\i0}
Then let’s do it together and get to {\i1}really{\i0} know each other.
HorribleSubs :: Hey, don’t interrupt me while I’m in the middle of it!
>Interrupt you?
In that case, you want to try it together?
Think of it as a greeting.
scribbles :: Hey, don’t interrupt me while I’m in the middle of it!
>Interrupt you?
In that case, you want to try it together?
Think of it as a greeting.
shi0n :: Wait a minute!
You shouldn’t have bothered me!
>Bother? You?
Well then, should we do it together?
Just like a salutation.
to drink enough battery acid that your memory of this failglish disappears :: N/A. They all suck.
Decision Point:
- Holy god, Dark_Sage. That one group is terrible. I… I have to see more. (You got it. Click the spoiler and keep going.)
- Let me off the ride, D_S. I can’t take anymore. (You’ve seen enough for one lifetime. Head down to the results.)
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