What’s Not Worth Watching? – Fall 2016 Edition
It’s Triggered time, baby. Shenanigans Watched four episodes of each show this season and came up with a list of what’s good and what’s not. Yeah, you could just check out the Whatcha Watchin’ page...
View ArticleWhy Malik Obama is Wrong and Traps are NOT Gay
Normally I don’t get into politics, but this is important. As I was comfily jerking off during my lunch break to some fucked up asian shit that’s somehow still legal to watch in the US, I was...
View ArticleCode Geass: A Nunnally in Wonderland
Despite having only dropped this OVA 5 minutes ago, I am 100% convinced it is the greatest example of cardboard cutouts slowly pushed across a screen since I did the same thing for a project in fifth...
View ArticleCutie Panther: A Grim Yet Catchy Parable for the Rape of Nanking
Designed primarily to parallel the atrocities visited upon the Chinese in the city of Nanjing, the musical stylings of Bibi put the groove back in groovy. They may not have tails, but they definitely...
View ArticleKatsucon 2017 + Initial Winter Season Impressions
Gonna be honest — I’m only watching anything this season to prepare for the potential of one person doing airing-season cosplay at Katsu. Katsucon Crymore Meme Crew: Dark_Sage-sama (@feedmeyourtears)...
View ArticleEGOISM 440 – A Critical Analysis
Dark_Sage is asleep, post rhythm game articles Introduction Let’s start from the top. The Konami Arcade Championship, or KAC for short, is a tournament held in Japan every year to determine who’s the...
View ArticleKatsucon 2017 – Days 0 & 1 – Thursday & Friday
Regret. Thursday 7:45 After flying in from Atlanta, I arrived at the Westin to my waterfront-facing suite Oh baby~ When most congoers are stacking up 4 to a bed in hotel rooms, it feels pretty...
View ArticleTranslation Reviews: Doremi Fansubs – Now and Then, Here and There
So I hear Doremi picked up a laid-back, easy-to-do slice-of-life moe comedy. As you all know, Doremi Fansubs was started by two brothers who were so desperate for magical girl shoujo shit they...
View ArticleNier Automata is a game I played
. Intro I’m only gonna repeat this as many times as you read it. As with every review here, if you’re using this post to inform your consumption decisions, you’re doing it wrong. If, instead, you’re...
View ArticleSpring 2017 to Date
How the fuck is it 2017 already? Monster Strike 2 (1 drink in, let’s go mode) My ideal woman. Cuz my hotel internet is fucking slow thanks to Atlanta being complete shit, MonStrike2 was the first of...
View ArticleSpring 2017 to Date, Part II
Watch Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Akashic Records. You owe it to yourself. Last time on “Dark_Sage Has Opinions”, Episode 112: Spring 2017 – Part 1: Spoiler: Great Shingeki no Kyojin S2 (I didn’t...
View ArticleSakuracon 2017 Get Hype
Best con, best boys, how could it go wrong? Sakuracon 2017 (Seattle, WA) http://sakuracon.org/ 20 years and they still haven’t dropped the hyphen. Gotta respect the commitment. The Meme Crew...
View ArticleSpring 2017 to Date, Part III
I’m gonna take a shower and get pissed when I come up with a better intro for the post than this one. I+II Summarized: Waiting impatiently. Spoiler: Great Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Akashic...
View ArticleCrymore/D_S Status + Spring 2017 to Date, Parts IV-V
tl;dr: I’m moving to Denver, and posts will be rather infrequent. Status Update v. Sick I wanted to write out a bunch of posts on this season, Sakuracon, and how fucking cute my smile is. But I’ve...
View ArticleSpring 2017 to Date – Part XX7 – 5 Episodes In
All work and no anime turns white kids into school shooters. So here’s to an ounce of prevention. – Post Summary – Believe it or not, this is the least gay Attack on Titan fanart I could find. As...
View ArticleTop 9 Best Girls of Spring 2017 (also I’m going to Anime Next)
It’s been a while since my last post, but I promise you the wait was worth it. All 9 are Toga Himiko btw. Enjoy. T50 “SFW” Togas Spoiler: 15 that you’ll want another towel for Spoiler: And then a...
View ArticleAnime Next 2017 – Friday Impressions
Fuck New Jersey. Location Top right, bottom left. Atlantic City is the worst. Initial impressions when you visit will be “Reno City, but instead of stuck in 70’s, it’s stuck in the 90’s”. Yet even...
View ArticleDark_Sage’s Anime Collection v.Jul2017 – No Scene Tourists Edition
Cuz if you don’t spend all your money on anime you aren’t a *true fan*. Number$: This would be me if the following section didn’t exist. Manga volumes: 4k+ Anime BD series: 400+ Anime DVD series:...
View ArticleNo, I haven’t fansubbed in years, and I’m not about to start for Aho Girl
After noticing a “Dark-Sage” branded torrent achieved 13 full downloads on nyaaC I knew I had to chime in. Got a reputation to maintain, after all! earnest.post Those of you paying attention to the...
View ArticleHey I’m at Otakuthon I guess
Quick post cuz off to the con now lul. This post is low on content, but high on quality banners Meme Crew, French edition: ^ Me‘n the boys: @lunr_sama @HikageKyun @dbx10 Bunny (?) Calen Calen’s...
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