How to fix Star Ocean: The Divine Force
Are you one of those unlucky PC players like me suffering from horrible lag and stuttering? Suffer no more with this quick tutorial! Honestly, Star Ocean has had a rocky history. The first two games...
View ArticleOne Piece Film Red Was Fucking Incredible
This is a professional review. Note that Film Red is purely fanservice. Do NOT watch this unless you’re at least almost done with the Whole Cake Island Saga. You can, however, still read this review;...
View ArticleAnime Conventions and You: Sad Girls to the Front
Been a minute. Sadly, no. But I have something better. I wrote this article like 15 times before I realized what I actually wanted to write about was cons in general. Then after I finished writing most...
View ArticleGood Music Video Animes (Not Anime Music Videos)
I watched a few MyAnimeList-recognized music videos, ranked them, and now you get a post. Specifically, I watched 1,370. And hated most. We can get into MAL in another post, or in the comments if you...
View ArticleTales of Arise AKA Roots: Weeb Edition
George Floyd died for this? :/ God Bless Pepsi While we’re on the subject of me being horny for fake women, apparently I forgot to finish my Berseria review the other year. Game’s a 10/10. As you...
View ArticleKainé’s Redesign: The Most Important Part of Nier Replicant
After this post, you’ll never unsee it. I know, I know. I haven’t been around much lately. But that’s what happens when you get married and have a kid, you get me? I have a crawling dirt attractor now...
View ArticleThe Moral Quandaries & Ethical Considerations of Hot Gluing
There comes a time in every internet superhero’s life when he has to take a stand and fight for the issues. This is my Selma. (TL Note: “Hot gluing” is the act of jacking off onto anime figurines.)...
View ArticleSubtitle Comparison: [Aniplex vs. AnonsAlliance vs. GJM] Kamisama ni Natta Hi...
Shout-out to SugoiFentanylOverdose for helping me fuck with my MPV configs; I’ll use that software going forward. Typesetters, you can stop molotoving my house. Groups Quick Overview: Aniplex...
View ArticleSubtitle Comparison: [21 Groups] Promare (It’s a Bad Trigger Movie)
I regret everything about my life that led me to this point. Every Bad Ending Begins With Good Intentions As your beloved protagonist of the aniblog version of Hiatus x Hiatus, you know I can get a...
View ArticleFall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 4 – Don’t Die Before I Do
And that finishes up the season preview. The Rankings – Part 4/4 https://www.crymore.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Mask_on_Fog_on.mp4 In this episode: Taisou Samurai – Meh Kamisama ni Natta Hi –...
View ArticleFall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 3 – I Keep Doing That Thing Where I’m Fapping...
Heut’ ist mein Tag. The Rankings – Part 3/4 In this episode: Golden Kamuy 3rd Season – Excellent Ikebukuro West Gate Park – Bad Maoujou de Oyasumi – Okay+ Tsukiuta. The Animation 2 – Awful Kimi to...
View ArticleFall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 2 – Holy Shit I Had to Write This Post Quickly...
I hate being a salaryman, but I would hate being poor even more. Life is sux. The Rankings – Part 2/4 In this episode: Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle – Rhyme Anima – Good Love Live! Nijigasaki...
View ArticleFall 2020 Anime Preview: Part 1 – Hope on the Horizon
I am so fucking psyched for this season. The Rankings – Part 1/4 No OVAs/Movies/Specials included cuz that’s too much effort. Oh, and most of the ONAs are the typical Chinese no-effort garbage, so...
View ArticleInuyasha – BD Releases, [Fullmetal] Sub Review (Season 1), Series Opinions
Man, if you thought the sexual exploitation of black girls in Korea was bad– Oh, you didn’t? Huh. Well let’s talk Inuyasha instead then. But Why Inuyasha? Spoiler: A Post 20 Years in the Making Other...
View ArticlePart 2 & Part 3 – The Tale of Sam Okyere or: How to Politically/Monetarily...
Figured out how to turn caps lock off. Foreword by D_S: Are these things supposed to introduce the actual authors or something? Okay, whoops, bit delayed there. Sapphi Stats: Leader of GotWoot (rip)...
View ArticlePART 1 – ON THE SYSTEMATIC RAPE OF BLACK / FOREIGN / UNDERAGED GIRLS IN SOUTH...
Part 1 of a 3-part series on K-pop drama. Foreword by everyone’s hero, D_S: Random pic I found so this post could have an anime featured image. I don’t know shit about kpop, nor do I want to. This...
View ArticleSubtitle Comparison: [Die Hot vs. Netflix] Great Pretender (1-2)
Much like Freddie Mercury, Netflix’s release sucks AIDS-infested dick. Willing to Dream Forever~ Options: [Die Hot] Fan translation [Netflix] Official translation (I used the Erai-Raws rip for the...
View ArticleAnime Review: Gleipnir The Anime The Review
Life would be much better if my standards were higher than this. “What if we made a series about the first furry in history to be into girls?” Series premise: An alien spaceship crash-landed in the...
View ArticleBuyfaggery: Obnoxious Weeb T-Shirts
Just cuz I’m 30 doesn’t mean I don’t have the best high school style. Mission Statement As far as I’ve been able to find, there’s no consolidated listing of what I’d call “weebcore” apparel. So here ya...
View ArticleVidya Subs Review: How to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon – Infinite Covfefe Edition
I know that I’m immature, but at least I’m not a goddamn failure. It’s not like PQube knows what the title is either. Shit, they don’t even know the characters’ names… Lill -> Lili Crozzon ->...
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